"Mayor! There was another robbery and kidnapping, sir!" the mayoral assistant told the Mayor, urgently. "What? Another one?! We must do something about this!" He said with anger in voice. "But what can we do sir?" the assistant asked. "You must travel to the east side of the village and get the only one capable of exterminating these goblins!" The Mayor decided. "Who, sir?" he asked. "Elizabeth. Now, Go! You must hurry before there is another attack!" The Mayor told him grimly and gestured him out the village.
The assistant quickly ran to the edge of the village and found the business of a vampire hunter. He walked inside timidly and found a woman sitting at a desk. "Um, excuse me? I'm looking for Elizabeth." He told her, quietly. "Why? And who are you?" She asked curtly. "I'm
the Mayor's assistant. He sent me to hire you to terminate the Goblins around town." He answered her. He found her quite intimidating for some reason. She looked at him with her big green eyes from behind her long red bangs. She had her hair back in a long ponytail and was wearing a long-sleeved blue shirt. The desk hid the rest of her from right below her breasts; he noted it was strange how close she was sitting to the desk and how low she was sitting. But he thought it best not to comment.
"Fine. I shall kill the goblins. I expect to be paid in full once I return to the Mayor's office. Now leave me to prepare." She commanded and he quickly fled the office. She pushed her chair away from the desk, revealing the rest of her. She was wearing brown pants tucked into her above-knee length boots. But the most prominent thing about her was her large belly. She looked as if she was heavily pregnant, but in actuality she had swallowed a vampire and drank holy water in a successful effort to kill it. And the Vampire had remained inside her. That was many years ago, and she had adapted to the belly by this point. She grabbed her assorted weapons, deciding to leave her Holy Water behind this time, not planning on facing anything where that would be needed, and grabbed her knife, gun and plenty of ammo. She put on her long gray trench coat and her belt. Right before she left she grabbed a large backpack and slid it on her back. She had waited until nightfall and headed out into the nearby forest.
She was sneaking through the trees and came across a small group of about 4 goblins, gathered around a large bag of things they must have stolen from the village. She pulled out her gun and shot one of them, right in the back of the head. He fell forward and the other goblins began looking around. Elizabeth leapt from behind the large trees and pulled out her knife. "This is what they sent to get of us? A weak and powerless woman? And such a pregnant one at that, look how fat she is!" One of the goblins taunted her. Elizabeth gritted her teeth and leapt toward the goblin, strangely agile. The goblin was dumbstruck. Her held out her knife and sliced two across the neck. She came to the goblin that had been taunting her. "Oh, so I'm weak am I?" She slammed her knife into his shoulder, causing him to scream in pain. She then grabbed the sides of his head and twisted his neck, breaking it. She let go of him and he fell to the ground, dead. She grabbed her knife and began checking out what the goblins had stolen and what they had in their packs and pockets. She found a note that said "After you find what you are looking for, send the girls to the king and bring the best of the spoils. King's lair is at this location." Along with a crudely drawn map. "Perfect." She said to herself. She then grabbed the bag of spoils and threw them into her pack.
She headed to where the map seemed to be leading her, and ran into another small troupe of goblins, which she also disposed of quickly and took their loot along. As she drew closer and closer to the King's lair, she faced more small groups of goblins. And the closer she was, the stronger the goblins seemed to be. Just before the castle of the King Goblin was reached, she faced a single goblin that was far stronger than all the previous. He was taller than those she had previously faced, and only about a foot shorter than her. He had a spear like weapon and wasn't going to go down without a fight. Seeing as she was down to only 3 bullets left, she decided to do this fight with only her trusty knife. He lunged at her but she quickly dodged the blow and quickly snapped his wooden weapon in half with her blade. He then stood there with a stick in one hand and a mini spear in the other. Wielding them like a professional, he managed to twirl them about and actually strike her a few times. He managed to slash her arm, the side of her face and across the front of her belly. She could feel the sting of the cuts and she quickly pulled out her gun and smashed him across the side of the head. He was confused for just long enough for her to juke around to the side of him and knock the wooden pieces from his hands. He turned to her with his fists raised but she could easily dispatch him at this point with a quick slash at the neck.
She examined her cuts and found none of them serious enough to worry about so she dabbed them dry of any small amount of blood and continued on. She came across the castle and saw there were two guards standing out front at the gate. She pulled out her gun and shot one of the large guards in the forehead. He fell to the ground instantly and the other guard looked around frantically, trying to find the source of the bullet. Before he could manage that however, she had hurled her knife straight at the guard, striking him in the chest. He fell to the ground, knowing he was doomed. Elizabeth walked out of the bushes and the last thing he saw was that person that killed him. A redheaded woman with what appeared to be a very large pregnant belly. He closed his eyes and died there. She retrieved her knife from his chest and kicked in the large double door. She ran through the entryway, following the carpet straight through to the near center of the castle. There she found the king, sitting in his large comfortable throne.
"Well, Elizabeth. I've been expecting you. Are you here to defeat me and take my throne? I have a proposition for you. Why don't you stay with me and be my queen? I could use a strong woman like you. And I rather enjoy the belly by the way
" The king goblin told her, sitting on his throne looking at her with a lustful look in his eyes. She peered back at him with eyes like daggers and responded with a voice like acid. "I would never be your queen!" She stared at him with the hardest look of hate in her eyes. He stood up and pulled out his dagger. They lunged at each other, stabbing and parrying their dagger strikes as if they were fighting with swords. "You're good at this. How did such a little woman like you become so good at fighting? Especially a pregnant princess like you, Elizabeth." He taunted. Her eyes turned to fire as she fought back with one final thrust of her knife straight into his chest. "You may want to be more careful with what you say to certain people." She told him and quickly removed the knife and the life drained from his eyes as they closed.
She kicked the lifeless king to make sure he was indeed as he seemed, lifeless. Once she was satisfied with what she had accomplished, she set her pack next to the throne and bent over the king. She removed his crown and sat down on the great throne to look it over. She peered at it for a few moments, inspecting the doubtlessly real gemstones and gold that it was made of, before placing it upon her own head and settling comfortably into the throne. "Ahh. I could get used to something like this
." She thought aloud to herself.